Books by the Cover.

For anyone who's never seen it, Lynn's list of sex offenders is here.

Some people say you can't judge a book by its cover. I say bullshit. "You can't judge a book by it's cover," is only true when dealing with books. People are a different story. I've been judging "books" by there covers since I was a little paranoid Lynn kid. Ya know what? I'm right 99.9999% of the time.

Anyway, take a look at these scumbags. If ever a bunch of assholes looked like sex offenders, this lot does. A weirder looking bunch of dirtbags I've never seen.

Get a load of John Borrelli. There's a good looking guy!

Or how about David Bucknam. He just screams upstanding citizen, doesn't he?

Here's John Davis. Woah. Nice earing dude. He kinda looks like Beecher from Oz.

Here's a handsome guy. Gordon Wrenn. Sheesh. Clean up man. For crying out loud.

I'm not going to go through all of them but my point is, you can judge a book by it's cover as made evident by the Lynn Police level III sex offender list. Thanks Lynn Police level III sex offender list for proving my point.

By the way, don't forget to Google their addresses and see which of these lovely gentlemen live in your neighborhood!