The Independent Jerk

Politics, guns, my home town and surrounding areas, loathing, and the observations of a very grumpy white male living in a suburb of Boston. "Lynn, Lynn, city of sin. You never come out the way you went in. Ask for water, they give you a gin... it's the darndest city I ever been in."

Friday, November 23, 2007

The Fireplace Police



Should fireplace fires be banned?
Should fireplace fires be banned?





Impossible to enforce and stupid.

Police: Your fireplace is lit.
Me: No it ain't.
Police: Can we come in and look?
Me: Nope. Come back with a warrant.

The fire will be out by then.

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