What I believe.

Since I consider myself politically independent, a free thinker, and somewhat of an asshole I figured I'd make a list of what I believe.

I believe every law abiding citizen should be able to own as my firearms as they want as long as they haven't been deemed mentally unstable.

I believe every sane woman should carry a gun. Why, because they are physically weaker than men. That's a fact and rape whistles and thinking happy thoughts isn't the answer. The government may not trust you to have a gun but I do. Go get one , ladies.

I believe mothers should be home with their kids form the time they are born until they are old enough for school. Some $9.00 an hour day care worker does not give a shit if your kid is raised well. Is it financially harder? Fuck yes. Will your kids be better for it? Of fucking course.

I believe Federal taxes are fucking illegal. Period. Everyone should stop paying them. They won't, but they should.

I believe IRS should absolutely, positively NOT be armed.

I believe Bush is fucking liar. Shamefully, I voted for him twice. Sorry.

I believe the NRA doesn't do nearly enough to further 2nd amendment causes. Where are the billboards? Where are the TV spots? Why do you have to dig for facts?

I believe both political parties are the same and nothing short of revolution will bring about a successful 3rd party.

I believe that if the USA continues on the path we are on our time is almost up. It would have been a good run. Too bad we're blowing it.

I believe my Grandfathers generation was the last of the truly great men.

I believe all soldiers are heroes.

I believe way too many kids are on Prozac and Riddlin. Some kids are hyper, folks. Deal with it. Some kids are depressed. Get to the bottom of it and deal with it. Nobody is happy all the fucking time.

I believe there are way too may adults on Prozac and whatever other shit. Grow the fuck up. Suck it up. Again, nobody is happy all of the fucking time. Being depressed is your mind's way of telling you something ain't right. Fix it asshole. Fucking babies.

I believe cows, chickens, fish, pigs, ostriches, turkeys and all manner of critter are meant to be grilled and eaten. That's why our eyes are on the front of our heads and we have incisors.

I believe you have to eat vegetables or the critters will stay inside your intestines and kill you.

I believe we need to conserve whats left of our natural resources, Duh.

I believe oil and coal companies are evil.

I believe cigarette companies are evil but by all means smoke em' up. I could care less.

I believe it's criminal for food companies to be deceptive about trans fat. If people want to eat it, go ahead. Kill yourself. I don't want to so be fucking honest on the fucking labels. Stop making serving sizes so ridiculously fucking small that you don't have to report the amount of trans fat. That's fucking lying.

I believe we need to do whatever necessary to stop the flow of illegal immigrants into this country. Whatever necessary.

I believe we need to do away with "anchor babies." Enough is enough.

I believe illegal immigrants should be turned away a hospitals. I know it's cruel. So is taking food out of my daughters mouth in the form of taxes that pay for free trips to the emergency room. I know, I'm a terrible person.

I believe we should make it easier for immigrants to come here legally. I like people from other countries. Really, I do but not when they are sucking off my hard fucking earned money.

I believe Iraq was a big fucking mistake and we should leave.

I believe Fenders are WAY better than Gibsons.

I believe S&W make damn fine pistols.

I believe its good to listen to Slayer AND Hank Williams.

I believe all 12 year Scotch Whiskey tastes pretty fucking good to me.

I believe there is a time and a place for cheap beer.

I believe most people are full of shit and can't be trusted.

I believe current gun laws should be enforced to their fullest extent but no more new ones.

I believe Metallica hasn't made a decent album since Master of Puppets.

I believe a woman should be able to have an abortion within the first month of pregnancy if she chooses to do so. After that, it's murder.

I believe I am a better guitarist than you.

I believe you should be able to grow whatever the fuck you want on your own property for your own use whether it's rhubarb, marijuana, mushrooms, carrots, poppies, or turnip.

I believe crystal meth is a really fucking big problem.

I believe the war on drugs is horse shit.

I believe recreational drugs should be legal for adult use.

I believe selling drugs to children should result in life in prison.

I believe murderers found guilty should be executed immediately.

I believe rape and child molestation should be punishable by death.

I believe everyone should try acid once. Not that I have.

I believe Eric Clapton is a ridiculously over rated guitarist.

I believe SRV did Hendrix songs better than Hendrix.

I believe women are hotter than girls.

I believe the driving age should be 18.

I believe parents need to stop thinking it's still about them and grow up.

I believe I fart around on the internet too much.

I believe my wife kicks ass.

I believe my kid is smarter and cuter than your kid.

I believe blued looks better than stainless.

I believe tattoos are cool.

I believe piercings are silly.

I believe family is super important.

I believe I should have written down my Gramp's WWII stories.

I believe Massachusetts is completely fucked.

I believe New Hampshire will be completely fucked by the time I move there.

I believe all schools should offer music programs.

I believe your kids needs to stand the fuck up and say he Pledge of Allegiance in school. He's too young and stupid to have any real opinions yet.

I believe spanking your kid for the right reason is nobody else's fucking business.

I believe my wife will have to spank my daughter when the time comes because I can't do it.

I believe you should buy your kid any instrument they want to play. You can always sell it on Craigslist if it doesn't work out.

I believe if you don't put a reasonable distance between yourself and your parents you will go insane.

I believe if you don't stereotype you are being foolish. People can earn your trust later.

I believe everyone is at least a little bit racist. Everyone.

I believe gangsta rap culture is really bad for kids.

I believe you should be able to listen whatever the fuck you want if you are an adult.

I believe you should be able to say whatever the fuck you want.

I believe I want my old 72 Pontiac Lemans back.

I'm believe you should say ma'am and sir.

I believe you should drink with your parents.

I believe alcohol is a HELL of a lot more dangerous and harmful than marijuana.

I believe Harpoon IPA makes me happy.